Jučer sam bila na premijeri Pirata s Kariba 2!

Film mi nije baš nešto, nikad kraja! Taman misliš 'aha, sad će kraj!', e pa NEEEĆE!

I tako čamiš dodatnih pola sata i počneš zijevati.

Ali, dobro. Pogled na Johnnya ili Orlanda odmah ti uljepša sve skupa!

Johnny je trebao doći, ali ipak nije. Ah, tko zna zašto... možda..?

Menadžer našeg Đončeka: 'Johnny, you're going to Pula in a few days!'

Johnny: 'WTF??'

Menadžer: 'Croatia.'

Johnny: 'WTF?!?'

Menadžer: 'Italy.'

Johnny: 'WTF? Aaaa, I get it! Croatia is a province of Italy!'

Menadžer (duboko razmišlja, ipak mu ovaj gazda): 'Hmm.. yes. Sort of.'

Johnny: 'Ha-ha-ha... I'm NOT going to a f* province! Nah. Cut the crap. Not going. Period.'

Nakon pola sata, na setu:

Keira: 'Johnny, you going to... Pala?'

Menadžer: 'Pula.'

Keira: 'Yeah, whatever, like I care! So, going?'

Johnny: 'Nah.'

Keira: 'Why not?'

Johnny: 'Do they have sombreros? NO! So what am I gonna go there for??'

Keira *ne zna šta da kaže*: 'Hm, yeah, you got a point there.'

Menadžer: 'But, Keira, you ARE going.'

Keira *ruga se*: 'Guess what? I'm NOT!! Njanjanjanajnjanjanj! Now there!!! Njanjanjanjanja!!'

Orlando (ulazi u raspravu): 'What's up here?'

Keira *jos uvijek u formi da ismijava*: 'njanjanajnajanjanja!!!' *gleda Johnnya* : 'We're not going.'

Orlando *nema pojma*: 'Going where?'

Keira: 'Pala.'

Menadžer: 'Pula.'

Keira: 'Whatever.'

Orlando: 'That village? I heard that there are canibals.... right?'

Johnny: 'Yeah, definitely.'

Keira: 'Orlando, are you going?'¸

Orlando: 'Is this a joke? Of course not! I'm not going into a dump!'

Johnny: 'Khm, PROVINCE!'

Keira: 'Yeah, WHATEVER!'

I nisu došli. Keira nam je poslala video poruku. I sastojila se od 2 rečenice.

Hvala ti puno.